(via heartmehateme)
the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this
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it’s mike wazowski.
go hard or go home motherfucker
this took 16 hours, suck my dick
(via dicksanddykes)
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional
i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable.
bitch you stink
LOOOOL
(via kushandwizdom)
you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
(via dicksanddykes)
(via dicksanddykes)
I had an ex boyfriend threaten to publish my nudes when we broke up, so I published them myself with his threatening messages and tagged all his friends, relatives and potential new girlfriends. I think the boy still has whiplash from that plot twist.
(via dicksanddykes)
THAT IS AS SMOOTH AS BUTTER ON ICE ON A HOT HOT DAY, HOLY MOLY
I forget the name of this show
I think it was seventeen
(via glutenfreesocks)
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
(via dicksanddykes)